Blame Medieval Peasants: How a 500-Year-Old Pronunciation Meltdown Still Haunts Every English Spelling Test
English spelling looks the way it does because hundreds of years ago, vowel sounds quietly went rogue and nobody updated the instruction manual. The Great Vowel Shift is the linguistic crime scene behind words like 'knight,' 'through,' and basically every spelling bee nightmare you've ever had. Buckle up — this is the weirdest history lesson your dictionary never told you.